Everyone makes new year's resolutions lists or wish lists during the new year, and those lists are usually left undone or unrealized. In any case, making a list for sports is not just wishful thinking, but also great fun as well. So here are my new year's resolutions if I were these prominent sports figures.
Roger Federer (Tennis) - To show more emotion in matches and finding a way to defeat Rafael Nadal.
Jose "Peping" Cojuangco (POC) - To not meddle in sports anymore and just retire NOW.
Stephon Marbury (NBA) - To quit whining and cooperate with a buyout that helps the New York Knicks move on.
Baron Davis (NBA) - To get in better shape and start working harder to help the Clippers.
Jeff Hardy (WWE) - To stay out of trouble and maintain the status of being the WWE's most popular superstar.
Manny Pacquiao (Boxing) - To concentrate on defeating Ricky Hatton and Floyd Mayweather this year.
Brock Lesnar (UFC) - To learn submission defense in preparation for either Nogueira or Mir.
Chot Reyes (PBA) - To give Ren Ren Ritualo more playing time.
Chris Tiu - To play more basketball, either in the national team or the PBA, and do less TV.
Steve Hontiveros (POC) - To either grow a pair and actually work for the betterment of sports or retire permanently for the betterment of sports.
John "Bradshaw" Layfield (WWE) - To get in better shape because flab doesn't invoke fear or hatred.
Brandon Vera (UFC) - To bring back the fire in the heart and the firepower in the fists and knees lest he fade into obscurity.
Floyd Mayweather Jr. (Boxing) - To put up or shut up regarding Manny Pacquiao.
Floyd Mayweather Sr. (Boxing) - To just plain shut up.
Marlou Aquino (PBA) - To actually earn my paycheck.
Kenneth Duremdes (PBA) - To give up plans for playig and just concentrate on coaching.
Like I mentioned earlier, resolution lists are usually left undone, but new year's day is also a great time to hope and wish, right?
2 comments:
Sana mabasa nila diba? hahah! Happy New Year, Coach :)
-chabs
just hilarious! *Claps Claps* i do agree in everything you said. lalo na kay jbl! =))
xoxo, betz!
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